Tuesday, November 10, 2009

THE CRISP F-BOMB FACTOR

See this movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486585/

Seriously folks, do you say bad words? Does it make you question your intellect level when you drop a crisp F word after stubbing your toe? Should you have said something instead of the F word? WHY? MOTHER F-r, YOWWWEEE, that hurt. F! Or…should you have said something like “mother momma muckle Joe Joe!”? I readily admit... it’s pretty gratifying to drop a crisp F-bomb when needed. Why is it needed you may ask? How did I learn this steadily readily form of gratification? Was it innately born into my brain? THE F factor. Why am I typing F instead of F-U-C-K? What does it mean and where was it derived from? And I regress to the link above…WATCH THE FILM and process the question again?

My current random thoughts:

I’ve overdosed on the SUN-RYPE Fruitsoruce Mini Bites (tropical flavor).
I’m up to 5 solid pull-ups at the gym (my face turns red).
I’m riding my 4wheelie on Thanksgiving Vacation in Idaho.
I want to learn how to jump off bigger things when I get my Santa Cruz bike.
Carly got me back into my flat iron; I want to find where I forgot I packed it.
It was so foggy while running this morning; it was like a scary movie.
My new phone came with a CARPE DIEM screensaver!
I want to sneak up on someone that’s in the shower and dump ice cold water on them.
I might have to do that to Douglas tonight…it doesn’t hurt!
He will find a way to prank me back.
I’m getting a massage today and I’m STOKED.
I miss the MASSACHUSETTS accent.
I’m craving THAI food.
I’m going to sign up for the HAGG Lake 50k trail run in February.
I’m multi-tasking right now-keep dropping this screen down and working-on rotation.
I like the TODAY show
I LOVE slugs, snails, and frogs.
Would like to have a big glass tank with a slime farm of all the above.
I refrain from such a farm, as the slugs and such would be sad in captivity.
I want a big bathrobe in pink with silver stars on it.
I don’t want any tattoos.
I like henna.
I’m still craving Thai food.
I want to see the new Mike Moore film.
Everyone should have a favorite hat and pair of socks…I’m talking FAVORITE!
Everyone should walk around their house naked while drinking coffee (or tea).
And I leave with a song to ROCK OUT to…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaJAxdGeZ4E

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

ORDER UP!

FOLKS, PEOPLE in the middle, up high, and down LOW…ALL OF YOU!
Now that the weather is heading down the winter train tracks, Fall is going down without a fight. Surely, we all know that Turkey day is near; however, I feel ol’man winter
Cruising closer to dew...which is now frost on grass blades near and far. Indeed, the rain is coming closer to creating puddles. That’s what the weather humans are saying anyway…

Right now, at this very moment, I’m thinking about the time change, darkness setting in earlier, and the cold chill of morning slapping my face. This is not to say it’s a bad thing, as I do like the seasons changing in and out of each other. I like smelling the next one nearing closer and booting out the other. SEE yah, it’s all about ME now, my name is winter and I’m so over your fall ass ways.

Since this is a random little blurb and my buddy Matty left me a vm letting me know I haven’t been writing on here…

How about I share my random thoughts at this very moment:

I want to ride my 4wheelie this weekend
I’m stoked they just added a hot yoga on the weekend at the local studio
I just ate an entire bag of fruit source mini-bites
I can’t wait to get my new bike
I’m torn between naming it Ocean-Frog or Sea-Frog…
I bought some gloves for running for 0.99c last night
My cell phone is shitting the bed
I love my Orville Redenbacher popcorn maker
I’m going to do 10 pull-ups by the end of this year
Carly did the blow dryer/flat iron thing to my hair after
The track workout today and I think I look different
I pull my hair in elastics every single day
I Googled the stickers I used to have in my 4th grade collection
I still like stickers
I want a wax stamp old fashion like envelope sealer
I wonder what Patty McCormick is doing these days

OK, enough randomness for now folks. I leave you with a very nice G&R song for the day. Listen and ROCK OUT!
hp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwu7ixmQk0c